froggishcoho: Samurai vs. Knight. Who wins?
me: hello fishy bot!
me: is this your first one?
me: is this your first fishy bot, coho bot.
froggishcoho: DOES NOT COMPUTE
me: must be then. I didn't message you, though I'm sure you think I did.
froggishcoho: dont make me call aol
me: I'm not! I didn't message you. it's a bot. go ahead and google it.
froggishcoho: whats a bot?
me: wait, you've never encountered a chatbot before either? just google "salmonbot"
me: interested in what?? I did not message you! I already told you that.
froggishcoho: your fooking liar perv
me: um, what?