On to the logs (I think I might just start combining them)!
TyrannicalSalmon
[16:45] TyrannicalSalmon: Hi. [16:47] Angelle321: I'm not actually sending you messages out of nowhere, though I bet it looks like it. [16:47] TyrannicalSalmon: Who is this? [16:48] Angelle321: did you just update your LJ? I know it looks like tyrranicalsalmon is sending you messages but it's just a stupid bot that matches up two people who just updated [16:48] Angelle321: I think [16:48] TyrannicalSalmon: Yes... [16:49] TyrannicalSalmon: I did update my LJ but how did you get my screen name? [16:50] Angelle321: I didn't. you're seeing my screen name as this salmon one, as I am for you. but neither of us actually has the other's screen name. trust me, it's nothing to worry about.
NoxiousSalmon
[08:39] NoxiousSalmon: who are you [08:41] Angelle321: I didn't message you. [08:41] Angelle321: google this screen name or TyrannicalSalmon [08:41] Angelle321: that will clear it up [08:41] NoxiousSalmon: i did, thank you. [08:41] Angelle321: welcome [08:42] Angelle321: did that help? [08:42] NoxiousSalmon: yes [08:42] Angelle321: fabulous. have a great day!
RemarkableSalmon
09:22] RemarkableSalmon: umm....do I know you? [09:23] Angelle321: I didn't message you. Fear not. google this screen name. [09:25] Angelle321: did you? [09:25] Angelle321: it's a bot
[19:25] ExtraSalmon: In homage to that which came before us: I say, old bean, have you seen my hat? [19:26] Angelle321: Yay! [19:26] ExtraSalmon: I am currently away from the computer. [19:26] Angelle321: Well when you come back to it rejoice! You've been salmoned! [19:26] ExtraSalmon: who's this? [19:26] Angelle321: google salmon bot [19:26] Angelle321: I didn't mesage you, I swear [19:28] Angelle321: If you googled it, you probably feel better now
SweetenedSalmon
[19:34] SweetenedSalmon: Get to the chopper! [19:34] Angelle321: yay! salmon! [19:35] Angelle321: and a new salmon at that [19:35] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
UnlawfulSalmon
[20:56] UnlawfulSalmon: The factorial of 42 is 1405006117752879898543142606244511569936384000000000. [20:56] Angelle321: yay! [20:57] UnlawfulSalmon: Thank you? [20:57] Angelle321: we got salmon-botted! [20:57] Angelle321: google it [20:57] UnlawfulSalmon: And who is we? [20:57] Angelle321: you and I, I would imagine [20:57] UnlawfulSalmon: Ah [20:57] UnlawfulSalmon: And who is you? [20:57] Angelle321: not unlawfulsalmon, as it would appear [20:58] Angelle321: seriously, google it [20:58] UnlawfulSalmon: I would if I want working on a paper [20:58] Angelle321: what are you doing updating your LJ while working on a paper. slacker. [20:58] UnlawfulSalmon: I updated my LJ before my paper, about my paper thank you very much :P [20:59] Angelle321: ah. well that's how it works, btw. two people who both recently updated their LJs will get messaged by some sort of Salmon. I never see your sn, you never see mine. I'm actually angelle321, not any sort of salmon [21:00] UnlawfulSalmon: Okay, that still doesn't help me in knowing who you are. [21:00] Angelle321: well no. but I didn't message you. so I didn't think you would really be interested in who I am [21:00] Angelle321: we both just got hit with a bot [21:01] UnlawfulSalmon: I haven't been on this AIM name in a while so I always forget what sites it's on, I just get confused when people I don't know message me [21:01] Angelle321: makes sense. I didn't. the bot did. when you're done papering, you should look it up. there are LJ communities devoted to salmon bot chat logs [21:02] UnlawfulSalmon: What is a salmon bot? [21:02] Angelle321: it's a bot that sends messages to two onconnected people who both recently updated their LJs [21:03] UnlawfulSalmon: Ah [21:03] Angelle321: *unconnected [21:03] UnlawfulSalmon: ahh [21:03] Angelle321: I post mine in my own chat log journal [21:04] UnlawfulSalmon: Yeah, I rarely update my LJ anymore [21:04] Angelle321: well, I'll let you get back to your paper now and not bug you. g'night! [21:04] UnlawfulSalmon: G'night, nice talking to you
Lately I've gotten other bots that show up after a journal post but don't have any salmon in the name. The Dobernala78 bot was one of them. Here's another I got last night while I was sleeping.
AbortGhettoBaby: dear crushedglass, legomymalfoy is going to blow up the turkish parliament and kill abdullah gul the president of turkey for the liberation of her fellow pornography traffickers
AbortGhettoBaby: why destroy al qaeda when the biggest terror threat in america is the synagogue down the street?
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