Reference this post here:
http://buttercupsmiles.livejournal.com/43706.htmland this guy's post here:
http://ericjay.livejournal.com/150665.htmland this community here:
http://community.livejournal.com/themissinghatOn to the logs (I think I might just start combining them)!
TyrannicalSalmon
[16:45] TyrannicalSalmon: Hi.
[16:47] Angelle321: I'm not actually sending you messages out of nowhere, though I bet it looks like it.
[16:47] TyrannicalSalmon: Who is this?
[16:48] Angelle321: did you just update your LJ? I know it looks like tyrranicalsalmon is sending you messages but it's just a stupid bot that matches up two people who just updated
[16:48] Angelle321: I think
[16:48] TyrannicalSalmon: Yes...
[16:49] TyrannicalSalmon: I did update my LJ but how did you get my screen name?
[16:50] Angelle321: I didn't. you're seeing my screen name as this salmon one, as I am for you. but neither of us actually has the other's screen name. trust me, it's nothing to worry about.
NoxiousSalmon
[08:39] NoxiousSalmon: who are you
[08:41] Angelle321: I didn't message you.
[08:41] Angelle321: google this screen name or TyrannicalSalmon
[08:41] Angelle321: that will clear it up
[08:41] NoxiousSalmon: i did, thank you.
[08:41] Angelle321: welcome
[08:42] Angelle321: did that help?
[08:42] NoxiousSalmon: yes
[08:42] Angelle321: fabulous. have a great day!
RemarkableSalmon
09:22] RemarkableSalmon: umm....do I know you?
[09:23] Angelle321: I didn't message you. Fear not. google this screen name.
[09:25] Angelle321: did you?
[09:25] Angelle321: it's a bot
RadiantSalmon
[16:22] RadiantSalmon: Hi.
[16:22] Angelle321: yay! a salmonbot!
[16:23] Angelle321: hello?
ExtraSalmon
[19:25] ExtraSalmon: In homage to that which came before us: I say, old bean, have you seen my hat?
[19:26] Angelle321: Yay!
[19:26] ExtraSalmon: I am currently away from the computer.
[19:26] Angelle321: Well when you come back to it rejoice! You've been salmoned!
[19:26] ExtraSalmon: who's this?
[19:26] Angelle321: google salmon bot
[19:26] Angelle321: I didn't mesage you, I swear
[19:28] Angelle321: If you googled it, you probably feel better now
SweetenedSalmon
[19:34] SweetenedSalmon: Get to the chopper!
[19:34] Angelle321: yay! salmon!
[19:35] Angelle321: and a new salmon at that
[19:35] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
UnlawfulSalmon
[20:56] UnlawfulSalmon: The factorial of 42 is 1405006117752879898543142606244511569936
384000000000.
[20:56] Angelle321: yay!
[20:57] UnlawfulSalmon: Thank you?
[20:57] Angelle321: we got salmon-botted!
[20:57] Angelle321: google it
[20:57] UnlawfulSalmon: And who is we?
[20:57] Angelle321: you and I, I would imagine
[20:57] UnlawfulSalmon: Ah
[20:57] UnlawfulSalmon: And who is you?
[20:57] Angelle321: not unlawfulsalmon, as it would appear
[20:58] Angelle321: seriously, google it
[20:58] UnlawfulSalmon: I would if I want working on a paper
[20:58] Angelle321: what are you doing updating your LJ while working on a paper. slacker.
[20:58] UnlawfulSalmon: I updated my LJ before my paper, about my paper thank you very much :P
[20:59] Angelle321: ah. well that's how it works, btw. two people who both recently updated their LJs will get messaged by some sort of Salmon. I never see your sn, you never see mine. I'm actually angelle321, not any sort of salmon
[21:00] UnlawfulSalmon: Okay, that still doesn't help me in knowing who you are.
[21:00] Angelle321: well no. but I didn't message you. so I didn't think you would really be interested in who I am
[21:00] Angelle321: we both just got hit with a bot
[21:01] UnlawfulSalmon: I haven't been on this AIM name in a while so I always forget what sites it's on, I just get confused when people I don't know message me
[21:01] Angelle321: makes sense. I didn't. the bot did. when you're done papering, you should look it up. there are LJ communities devoted to salmon bot chat logs
[21:02] UnlawfulSalmon: What is a salmon bot?
[21:02] Angelle321: it's a bot that sends messages to two onconnected people who both recently updated their LJs
[21:03] UnlawfulSalmon: Ah
[21:03] Angelle321: *unconnected
[21:03] UnlawfulSalmon: ahh
[21:03] Angelle321: I post mine in my own chat log journal
[21:04] UnlawfulSalmon: Yeah, I rarely update my LJ anymore
[21:04] Angelle321: well, I'll let you get back to your paper now and not bug you. g'night!
[21:04] UnlawfulSalmon: G'night, nice talking to you
Lately I've gotten other bots that show up after a journal post but don't have any salmon in the name. The
Dobernala78 bot was one of them. Here's another I got last night while I was sleeping.
AbortGhettoBaby: dear crushedglass, legomymalfoy is going to blow up the turkish parliament and kill abdullah gul the president of turkey for the liberation of her fellow pornography traffickers
AbortGhettoBaby: why destroy al qaeda when the biggest terror threat in america is the synagogue down the street?
Other bots:
AppealingCoho
RimmingCoho
MatchedCoho
BailoutCoho
MudslimeCoho
TerdTasterSalmon
TerdTasterTrout
InfuriatedCoho
SoreCoho
EmotionlessCoho
FarReachingCoho
PiousCoho
FroggishCoho
